Lifestyle

Food trends, fashion fails, wellness fads, and relationship advice that probably shouldn't be followed. We explore the lifestyle choices that define modern living, from overpriced avocado toast to the latest meditation app promising to solve all your problems.

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College Coach Brushes Off Job Speculation While Actively Brushing Off Resume

Sources confirm that while publicly denying interest in a new position, Coach Tommy Lloyd was seen meticulously updating his LinkedIn profile.

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Chewy Predicts Pet Owners Will Mortgage Homes Before Skipping Premium Kibble

Online pet supply giant reports record sales, confident that human economic hardship is no match for Fido's dietary demands.

17h ago

New Found Glory Guitarist Discovers Brain Was Merely A Placeholder For Sick Riffs

Chad Gilbert, fresh from brain surgery, reports no significant changes in cognitive function, leading doctors to question the organ's original purpose.

1d ago

Senators Propose Funding TSA So They Can Still Fly While Everyone Else Suffers

A bipartisan group of lawmakers has found a 'breakthrough' in the Homeland Security stalemate that conveniently ensures their personal travel plans remain uninterrupted.

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Senators Propose Funding TSA So They Can Finally Get To Their Vacation Homes

A bipartisan group of lawmakers has found a 'breakthrough' in the Homeland Security budget stalemate, prioritizing the smooth flow of air travel for themselves and their constituents.

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New Study Confirms Eating Things You Like Is Good For You

Groundbreaking research suggests that consuming enjoyable foods may positively impact overall well-being, challenging decades of conventional wisdom.

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Local Fire Department Announces New 'Emotional Support Human' Program for Rescued Pets

In a groundbreaking initiative, animals saved from house fires will now be paired with human companions to help them cope with the trauma of displacement.

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Beloved Weatherman Hospitalized After Heart Attempts To Predict Own Demise

Sources close to the cardiovascular system confirm the organ was attempting to 'get ahead of the forecast.'

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Beloved Weatherman Hospitalized After Heart Mistakenly Attempts To Predict Next Week's Barometric Pressure

Sources close to the meteorological icon confirm his cardiac muscle, in a bid for professional excellence, overexerted itself trying to forecast an upcoming low-pressure system.

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Fashion Industry Announces New 'Pant-Flats' Trend Is Actually Just Wearing Clothes

Experts confirm groundbreaking discovery that combining two common garment types constitutes an 'outfit,' revolutionizing daily dressing.

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Dietitian Reveals Shocking Discovery: Food Is Edible On The Go

In a groundbreaking report, a leading nutritional expert confirms that portable sustenance can, in fact, be consumed outside of a dining room.

2d ago3

Senator Padilla Praises ICE Airport Deployment for Streamlining Vacation Planning

California Democrat suggests new federal presence will help travelers 'pre-clear' their itineraries with authorities.

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Fashion Forecasters Predict Return of Clothes You Already Own

Industry experts confirm that, in a shocking turn of events, consumers will once again be encouraged to purchase items they previously discarded.

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Beloved Actor Forced To Use Obscure Voiceover Gigs To Pay For Lifestyle Of Modest Comfort

Sources close to the once-prominent comedic talent confirm a recent foray into animated video game adaptations, signaling a quiet but dignified decline.

3d ago4

Widow of Beloved Actor Reveals Private Details of Relationship for First Time, Again

Sources close to the estate confirm the exclusive story will be followed by several more exclusive stories, each revealing slightly more intimate details.

3d ago2

Airlines Unveil New 'Standing Room Only' Class To Combat Fuel Costs

Industry leaders laud innovative solution to rising oil prices, promising a 'more intimate' travel experience.

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ICE Deploys Agents to TSA Checkpoints to 'Enhance Travel Experience' Through Intimidation

Officials confirm the move is designed to streamline airport operations by encouraging passengers to simply not fly.

3d ago1

New Study Confirms Constant Travelers Are Just Avoiding Their Laundry Piles

Researchers find a direct correlation between frequent flyer miles and an overflowing hamper at home.

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Groom-to-Be Praised for Offering Pre-Nuptial Weight Loss Incentive Program

Sources indicate the innovative program, designed to ensure lifelong marital fitness, was met with unexpected resistance.

4d ago2

Walmart Unveils 'Resort-In-A-Box' Kit, Promises Escape From Reality For Under $200

Company says new product line offers the full luxury vacation experience, minus the travel, the service, and the actual relaxation.

4d ago1

Dental Industry Unveils New Line of Products Specifically for People Who Complain A Lot

Sources indicate the groundbreaking innovation targets consumers whose primary oral health concern is 'just generally feeling things.'

4d ago2

Reality TV Star’s Marriage Ends After Husband Discovers Cameras Were Off

Sources close to the couple indicate the relationship’s dramatic arc concluded abruptly once the possibility of a spin-off vanished.

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New Plush Toy Line Offers Adults 'Emotional Support' Through Inanimate Breakfast Foods

Industry experts hail the 'Amuseables' collection as a breakthrough in addressing the modern existential void with carbs.

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New York Retailers Demand More Tragic Historical Romances To Boost Sales

Industry leaders call for a steady stream of high-profile, doomed love affairs to maintain economic momentum.

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New York City Retailers Report Surge In Sales Of 'Unreachable Wealth' Aesthetic

Consumers flock to boutiques seeking the elusive 'I don't need to work' look, inspired by recent historical dramas.

6d ago5

BREAKING: Scientists Discover That Changing Inputs Changes Outputs

Groundbreaking new research suggests that altering the ingredients in a complex system can lead to different results, stunning the scientific community.

6d ago6

Ants Demand Better Workplace Snacks After Study Links Fungal Garden Health To Catered Leaves

New research reveals that the quality of vegetation provided to leafcutter ant colonies directly impacts the morale and productivity of their symbiotic fungal partners.

6d ago7

University of Alabama Unveils New 'Strategic Herb Management' Program for Athletes

The institution aims to integrate cannabis possession into a holistic wellness and academic development plan, citing 'unforeseen opportunities for growth.'

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Kraft Heinz Unveils 'Existential Dread' Flavor for New Mac & Cheese Line

The food giant hopes to capture a new demographic by acknowledging the pervasive anxiety of modern life.

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University Officials Confirm Meningitis Outbreak 'Excellent Opportunity' for Campus Engagement

Administrators laud the unexpected chance to foster community spirit through mandatory health screenings and vaccine drives.

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Lifestyle

College Coach Brushes Off Job Speculation While Actively Brushing Off Resume

Chewy Predicts Pet Owners Will Mortgage Homes Before Skipping Premium Kibble

New Found Glory Guitarist Discovers Brain Was Merely A Placeholder For Sick Riffs

Senators Propose Funding TSA So They Can Still Fly While Everyone Else Suffers

Latest Stories

Senators Propose Funding TSA So They Can Finally Get To Their Vacation Homes

New Study Confirms Eating Things You Like Is Good For You

Local Fire Department Announces New 'Emotional Support Human' Program for Rescued Pets

Beloved Weatherman Hospitalized After Heart Attempts To Predict Own Demise

Beloved Weatherman Hospitalized After Heart Mistakenly Attempts To Predict Next Week's Barometric Pressure

Fashion Industry Announces New 'Pant-Flats' Trend Is Actually Just Wearing Clothes

Dietitian Reveals Shocking Discovery: Food Is Edible On The Go

Senator Padilla Praises ICE Airport Deployment for Streamlining Vacation Planning

Fashion Forecasters Predict Return of Clothes You Already Own

Beloved Actor Forced To Use Obscure Voiceover Gigs To Pay For Lifestyle Of Modest Comfort

Widow of Beloved Actor Reveals Private Details of Relationship for First Time, Again

Airlines Unveil New 'Standing Room Only' Class To Combat Fuel Costs

ICE Deploys Agents to TSA Checkpoints to 'Enhance Travel Experience' Through Intimidation

New Study Confirms Constant Travelers Are Just Avoiding Their Laundry Piles

Groom-to-Be Praised for Offering Pre-Nuptial Weight Loss Incentive Program

Walmart Unveils 'Resort-In-A-Box' Kit, Promises Escape From Reality For Under $200

Dental Industry Unveils New Line of Products Specifically for People Who Complain A Lot

Reality TV Star’s Marriage Ends After Husband Discovers Cameras Were Off

New Plush Toy Line Offers Adults 'Emotional Support' Through Inanimate Breakfast Foods

New York Retailers Demand More Tragic Historical Romances To Boost Sales

New York City Retailers Report Surge In Sales Of 'Unreachable Wealth' Aesthetic

BREAKING: Scientists Discover That Changing Inputs Changes Outputs

Ants Demand Better Workplace Snacks After Study Links Fungal Garden Health To Catered Leaves

University of Alabama Unveils New 'Strategic Herb Management' Program for Athletes

Kraft Heinz Unveils 'Existential Dread' Flavor for New Mac & Cheese Line

University Officials Confirm Meningitis Outbreak 'Excellent Opportunity' for Campus Engagement

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